I am a 2 days Indian..!!

I appreciate foreign brand clothes and ignore Indian weaver’s products

But, still very proud that I am Indian.

I love to work as hard I can for foreign companies and never work if get a Government Job

But, still very proud that I am Indian.

I love to spend any amount to watch a foreign movie and never watch Indian art forms even for free

But, still very proud that I am Indian.

I spend a lot on fast foods and pizzas but never purchase a farmer product without bargaining

But, still very proud that I am Indian.

I worship every possible god/person I can but use them only to show off myself and/or create chaos

But, still very proud that I am Indian.

I am very passionate about love story movies but never hesitate to kill anyone who loved my daughter

But, still very proud that I am Indian.

I blame government for collecting “Swachh Bharat” tax but never throw waste in dustbin

But, still very proud that I am Indian.

I wanted to leave my country as soon as possible but want everything to change when I come back

But, still very proud that I am Indian.

I will decorate/celebrate Indian Independence and republic day with all made in china products

But, still very proud that I am Indian.

I can argue hours about soldiers by sitting in a TV studio but can’t even run a mile practically

But, still very proud that I am Indian.

I fight for woman reservation and their rights but never allow it even in my house surroundings

But, still very proud that I am Indian.

I want soldiers to protect my country but never allows my children to join army

But, still very proud that I am Indian.

I want clean politics in my country but never vote without taking money at election times

But, still very proud that I am Indian.

I can create a million fake documents to get financial assistance from government but hesitate to pay tax

But, still very proud that I am Indian.

I might be able to afford a Lamborghini but want to utilize reservation for my child

But, still very proud that I am Indian.

I ignore India as long as I can but remember that I am an Indian on 15 Aug and 26 Jan.

But, still very proud that I am Indian.

Every line above is not applicable to all Indians, There are true and honest people who are striving for better India and I wrote these lines with all due respect to them.

Thank you for your time and hope this article made some sense.

Regards,

Mindmac